Life of a Bachelor in city of dreams....

Finally after 2 months of stay at client Mr. AA lands up in the city of dreams... it was his second job in the city and people are still struggling to figure out how he managed his first one!!!!

Lets walk few steps back to trace the roots of Mr.AA in the city.. Placed with one of the best companies in the business, he came to the city with dreams in his eyes.. he moved in with his friends in a 2 BHK apartment in B(East)... the room or rather the side of bed has now become famous of changing an individual's status from single to committed to married.. He is now engaged and getting married in another few months...

Mr.AA has impressed his room-mates with his inquisitive nature and of questioning the very existence of the word 'exist'.... well he spent just a day at the house and was not able to interact and influence his roomies.. he was sent to the foreign land on an assignment...

First morning post-return :

A Saturday morning.. the day which starts not before 11-12 for every bachelor.. the day of unwinding of the entire weeks train travel and some work at office...Mr.AA is all up by 10 and ensures everyone is... the chef of the house is preparing for the breakfast....

AA : "How do you use washing machine???"
Chef : "Huh??? What are you asking??What do you mean, how to use a washing machine??"
AA : "I haven't used one in my life and at my home we have the maid washing clothes"
Chef : "Sorry, am not helping you with it. Ask your would-be how to use one"
AA : "Even she is not aware of the same"

AA walks to his room-mate who is busy on a call. AA is all hyper as he wants to wash the entire lot of clothes today.. The Caller room-mate politely tells AA that he will help him out once the call is over.. AA couldn't wait that long and calls his bro..Overheard one side so guessing the other side..
AA : "Bhai do you know how to use a washing machine?"
Bhai : "Yes. Is it a semi-auto or a full-auto"
AA : "Dunno!!How do you identify.Chef is is semi or full?"
Chef : "Sorry.am not helping"
AA :"Bhai, it has two compartments. some buttons etc"
Bhai: "Its a semi. In one you wash clothes and in another you dry them. Put clothes, water and powder. Wash and then dry"
AA : "Thanks"

AA is still confused as he couldn't make head or tail of the instructions.. Still impatient, he calls his sister and gets another set of instructions which dint help him much!!!

Finally the caller room-mate comes to rescue and helps AA to setup the washing machine...

Later in the day, AA is chatting with the super-intelligent flatmate(lets call him Dude).. or rather Dude is just listening with his ears shut...

AA : "Who helped you to wash clothes for the first time??"

Dude : "Any guy with average IQ can find a way how to use the washing machine and thats how I did it. Though till that in last 2 years I haven't verified the process I use"

AA : "I guess I will make a process chart of the same which can come in handy for others as well"

Other inquisitive one-liners from AA

1. There are two buttons in water-purifier. Which one you use for getting water (How to use a water-purifier)

2. I want to make toasts, how do I light the stove?

There are many more to come...